Funny!

I know most of you have already seen this one because we all got the email, but just in case here it is!

You may not know that many non-living things have a gender.

For example:
1) Freezer Bags Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

2) Photocopiers Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but they can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

3) Tires Male, because they go bald and they are often over-inflated.

4) Hot Air Balloons Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's lots of hot air.

5) Sponges Female because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

6) Web Pages Female, because it's always getting hit on.

7) Railway Stations Male, because they use the same old lines to pick people up.

8) Hourglass Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

9) Hammer Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's still handy to have around.

10) Remote Control Female...... Ha! You thought it would be male, but consider this -- They give a man pleasure, and he'd be lost without one. And while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.